PIRATEMERCH BLOG

Avast mateys! Since the wind has left our sails for a minute, I can sit down here at the captain’s log and spread the scurvy news. Crew-woman Anney just got back from her pillaging trip to sunny California! So our ship is back sailing with a full crew. Here’s an etching of her blowing someone away on the mean streets of Orange County.
As far as new pirate goodies go, we’ve got a kings share of treasure for ya! Check out our new Pirate King design, as well as these new Koozies
We’ve also added secret Pirate Bucks to every order! Now every time you place an order with Piratemerch , you’ll get a coupon with your plunder good for a discount on the next order you place!

Bottom’s Up!

Till we meet again!
Justin

Ahoy Mateys! This be Justin, the loyal piratemerch swabbie and customer service monkey. This week on the high seas, we’ve pillaged a fine stockpile of fine pirate Socks and Stockings We’ve also, selfishly and shamelessly come up with the coolest pirate design ever, the official PirateMerch.com T-Shirt, at the bargain price of 10 Pence, I mean, 10 bucks.


And without further ado, a fine high seas battle for your viewing pleasure

Avast ye! Welcome back to the piratemerch blog. This week in global pirating news, some pirates from Somalia have hijacked a French luxury boat! Watch these contemporary, and really dangerous pirates story unfold HERE! Piracy is still alive and kickin!

In Piratemerch.com news, we’re continuing to add new wares to our treasure horde! Contemporary painter and artist Don Maitz now has prints up in our galley! And soon we’ll be selling a limited edition pirate art print set from acclaimed comic artist Scott Mills.

Here’s one of Don Maitz’s Prints, “No Prey, No Pay”

This is the poster for the best pirate movie ever made. I love this movie. I love movies.

This month at piratemerch we’re having a huge blow-out style sale on our Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. We need more room on the shelves to store peg legs and scurvy medication. Also, we have rickets.

This looks like the best movie ever made. The only other movie on earth that might come close is The Crimson Pirate (1952), starring Burt Lancaster.